WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics - Here's Johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy

When he says "Here's Johnny"

That's his job, it's so amazing

All he says is "Here's Johnny"



I never miss a moment when he's on the tube

His being there has made my life worth living

The chills run down my spine

Each time he says that line



"Here's Johnny" He says, and laughs in his special way

"Johnny" he says, you know I love him

"Here's Johnny" he says and second fiddle is his game

Ed McMahon's his name, all right

Woah, oh yeah



Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude

Hear him say "Here's Johnny"

Watch him selling beer and dog food

Hear him say "Here's Johnny"



I got a letter from him just the other day

He said "You may already be a winner"

A trooper to the end

A Clydesdale's best friend



"Here's Johnny" he says and laughs in his special way

"Johnny" he says, you know I love him

"Here's Johnny" he says and that's the way he gets his pay

What a living



Oh "Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" Woah no

"Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" No no, no no no no I don't believe it

"Here's Johnny" he says and everytime it's just the same

Ed McMahon's his name



(Special guy) A very special guy, all right

(He's on) He's on every night

(Every night) Can't change the channel

When he's sitting on the panel



"Here's Johnny"

There he goes, he gives me goose bumps

When he says "Hey-Oh, Hey-Hey-Oh"



"Here's Johnny" he says and laughs in his special way

"Johnny" he says, you know I love him

"Here's Johnny" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame

Ed McMahon's his name



"Here's Johnny"

"Here's Johnny"

"Here's Johnny" (laughing)



"Here's Johnny"

"Here's Johnny" (laughing)

"Here's Johnny" (laughing)



"Here's Johnny" (laughing)

"Here's Johnny"

"Here's Johnny" (laughing)



"Here's"

"Here's Johnny"