WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics - Grapefruit Diet

Who's that waddlin' down the street

It's just me 'cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Every picture of me's

Gotta be an aerial view

Now my doctor tells me

There's just one thing left to do



Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Might seem a little severe

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear

Blow, fatty!



Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

Walked down an alley and I got stuck

I got more rolls than a pastry truck

When I'm all done eating

I eat a little more

When I leave a room

First I gotta grease the door



Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Can't have another eclair

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

I gotta decrease my derriere



I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet



No more pie now

No more creme brulee

Lay off the gravy

And souffle

No french fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr. Cheese Nacho

Stay away



Oh I think I'd sell my soul

For a triple patty melt

But I need a boomerang

When I put on my belt



Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Lay off the 3 Musketeers

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Until my big booty disappears

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)

'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years



I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet



I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese

I need a side order of onion rings

And don't forget to Super-Size that