FRANK ZAPPA lyrics - Zomby Woof

[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]



Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnite creep



You know I'll never sleep no more



It seem to me that it just ain't wise



Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes



Just about as evil as you could be



I am the ZOMBY WOOF

I'm that creature all the ladies been

Talkin' about



I am the ZOMBY WOOF

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out



Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF



Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I'm is. . .



Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF



They said aw-reety

An' they was aw-righty

An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady. . .



I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my Zomby Toof

My right foot's bigger than my other one is

Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don't try to remain aloof. . .



I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the

ZOMBY WOOF



I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!



Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF



Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof

Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF