THE TOY DOLLS lyrics - Fred Olivier

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone don't push me

Never never gonna star in "Home Alone"

Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear

There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare



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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be

Fred Olivier, I want my equity



Don't want to go to Hollywood

I sit alone and live the bard

I quote Othello and I me feel weak

I'm the only one who understands what I speak



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Take it away Shakey!!!



[Guitar bit]



I tread the boards till it made me scream

But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,

There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone

All I want is fame and fortune



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