THE TOY DOLLS lyrics - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"

And what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day.

He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy

And that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy..."

-huh - I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy



A happy ba-che-lor was he,

But he ain't no more, Gormless Garry

Us he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called... Melanie

Who's that then? Garry, who? - Garry

Slouched on the couch with that cow,

There ain't any doubt there's no escape

Now off his head, contented

Instead he wed, Melanie



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He said, "I only wanted to stay young"

But the silly sucker, flung his life away

"I only wanted to be free"

And he took no notice o' me

And it's all over now - huh - for Garry



The bag nagged Gaz to have a kid

The most gormless thing Garry ever did

Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in the butt called Melanie



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[Guitar bit]



Off his head, off his tree

Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie



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